Meanwhile, at a major metropolitan newspaper

So my wife and I were re-watching The Hudsucker Proxy the other day when I came to a realization: If Jennifer Jason Leigh’s and John Mahoney’s characters weren’t inspired at least a little by Perry White and Lois Lane …

… I will eat my hat. And I’ll be honest – my hat is disgusting. But c’mon, Amy Archer even has the matching initials thing going on! Mahoney’s character is billed simply as “Chief.” Chief!

I tell ya, I’d stake my Pulitzer on it.