Coming soon: War of the Circus Hulks vs. Carnival Mutant Defenders of the Apocalypse

Now that Marvel has announced yet another big crossover event series to follow its current snooze-inducing crossover event series, it occurs to me that maybe we could all use a familiar face. A reminder of simpler times. A sad clown to bring joy into our four-color lives.

That’s right — we need Mechano-Hulk.